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After three long years, Eminem Twitter-teased us with the lines “Guess who’s really back?” (Enter girlish high pitch scream.)
We can only guess – it’s the real Slim Shady! Recovery . . . it wasn’t a bad album but we really miss hearing about cheating exes shoved in trunks – call us morbid.
Though he probably wrote it a long time ago, a new track takes aim at “the ugly Kardashian” and tells Lamar Odom that he guesses they both set the bar low.
We are promised that there’s going to be an unmistakable nostalgia and a general “old school” vibe.
We aren’t however promised that there will be a revisiting of every old song although if we hear the words My Name Is . . .we will totally crap our pants and you aren’t allowed to make fun.
Ok, we know how wrong this is and we know he’s denying it – but there are rumors swirling that they might be back together! Which means that fans can only dream that she will be shoved once again in the metaphoric trunk.
We know – we’re sick.
If we are promised the old Slim Shady then we can pretty much be sure of one thing – he’s going to piss off a little bit of everybody with a few slurs.
Sure – it looked better natural. Sure he’s 41 . . . sure – who the hell cares. The bad 90’s Sun-In head is back!
And we love it.
British fans were pretty pissed when he refused to let a set be aired on the BBC, but his camp is saying it’s to maintain the element of surprise.
This only leads us to believe that something big and offensive is about to drop! Yay us!
In an unnamed track to be released on the album, Shady teases “’Let’s take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch. I’m about to bloody this track up, everybody get back.’”
That can only mean one thing . . . he’s back!